Daily Joke for Dec 09, 2017
Psychic Girlfriend I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
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Property Problems... A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military...
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Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse 10. If it's wet make it dry.9. If it's dry make it wet.8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime.7. Never tell management what you are...
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Colorado River A British girl recently moved to the United States and their home was near the Colorado River in Texas.The English teacher asked the kids to write about their home and neighborhood. The...
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Irish Knock-knock!Who's there?Irish!Irish who?Irish I could think of a better joke!
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Looking For Daddy A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience.The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the...
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Fun Quiz 2 What did one glass say to another glass?Lets have a break.What did one ghost say to another ghost?Do you believe in people?What did one chair say to another chair?Here comes another bum.
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Children Say Amazing Things A little boy is adopted from Korea and is flown to the USA to meet his new parents. A few years later the parents decide to adopt again on the way to the airport the little...
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Tick-Tock Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock? Because time will tell.
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Don't Get Distracted!!!!! How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?1:Let's go ride our bikes!2:Hey look! A squirrel.
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Kids View on School A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother."I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"...
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Public Speaking Speak your mind out when you're angry. You'll make the best speech you'll ever live to regret.
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You Might be a Redneck If...2 You might be a redneck if for your prom you wore a strapless dress but wore a bra that wasn't.
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Like I Said Before.. Like I said before, I never repeat myself.
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The Apple What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm?Finding half a worm!
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Gum Why did the piece of gum cross the road?Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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Worse Children The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
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Dinosaur What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?Tyrannosaurus wrecks
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Birthday A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I...
View ArticleDaily Joke for Dec 28, 2017
In and Out Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out.The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in.One day...
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