Daily Joke for Dec 29, 2017
The Moon Here are some cute things kids thought up when asked to write about the moon (all the spelling mistakes are original!)The moon is a saterlight.A long time ago a big object hit the Moon and...
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Post Office What do you get when the post office burns down?A case of black mail.
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I Know Three Languages Brad: I have to take three courses in college; French, Spanish, and algebraChris: Okay, let me hear you say hi in algebra.
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Alaska Knock-KnockWho's there?AlaskaAlaska who?Alaska one more time, open the door
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Friends Boy: May I hold your hand?Girl: It isn't very heavy. I think I can carry it myself.
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What Sport? What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T?Golf.(Golf starts with a tee!)
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Weird Facts X In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.A male kangaroo is called a boomer.Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water to fresh water.Bamboo makes up...
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States of Matter Ronnie never listens in science class because he says it's boring..One day his teacher asked, "Ronnie, What are the 3 states of matter?"Since he heard his name he did listen to the...
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5 Feet What kind of trouble does a five foot man have???Five feet!!!
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Functions The word 'function' should never function as a verb.
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You Might be a Redneck If... you've ever called the towtruck on yourself because you couldn't afford gas.
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Did You Pick Up Your Room? Mom: Jimmy, did you pick up your room yet?JImmy: No mom, it's too heavy.
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The Requirements of This Job Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
View ArticleDaily Joke for Jan 11, 2018
M&M Peas A mom, Bri, and a son, Jorge, were eating dinner at the dinner table. Jorge pushes his plate away and says, "I'm done."Bri glances at Jorge's plate and notices he still has a pile of peas...
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Mom! "Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me.""What did they say?"
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Graphic! Q: What did one chart say to the other?A: "My! You're awfully graphic!"
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A Million Dollars An elementary school teacher asked her students to write a truthful report on what they would do if they had a million dollars. There was only one student who recieved an A, and the...
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Moon Hair How does the barber cut the moon's hair?E-clipse it
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Quarter For Nothing Justin: If you give me a quarter, I'll give you everything in my lunch box.Zach: That depends... what's in your lunchbox?Justin: Nothing!
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Does Anybody Really Know What Time it Is? Little Brother: How long is a strong?Big Sister: Huh?Little Brother: Well, I've heard of a week...
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