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Daily Joke for Jan 18, 2018
When Aliens Attack! A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here...
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Daily Joke for Jan 19, 2018
They are So Stupid She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -She tripped over the cordless phone. -She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.-She took a ruler to bed to see...
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Daily Joke for Jan 20, 2018
The World Question: If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto go?Answer:In da Hood!
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Daily Joke for Jan 21, 2018
Duh!!! She Was So BlondeShe told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
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Daily Joke for Jan 22, 2018
The Israeli Archaeologist An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it,...
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Daily Joke for Jan 23, 2018
Panther.... Knock-knock..Who's there?Panther....Panther who?Panth-er no panth I'm goin' thwimmin'!
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Daily Joke for Jan 24, 2018
Know-It-All "Danny," asked Mrs Waters, "What's usually used as a conductor of electricity?""Why- er...""Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?""The what??"That's absolutely...
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Daily Joke for Jan 25, 2018
Amazing Facts 24 IN 24 HOURS AVERAGE HUMAN1) HEART beats 103,689 times.2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.3) BLOOD flows 1,680,000 miles.4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches.5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches.6) Take 2.9...
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Daily Joke for Jan 26, 2018
Scientist What do scientists use to freshen their breath?Experi-mints
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Daily Joke for Jan 27, 2018
30 Seconds It is amazing how politicians can fit all their good points in a 30 second TV commercial.
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Daily Joke for Jan 28, 2018
Fast Food Frog Question: What did the frog order at McDonald's?Answer: An order of french flies and a diet croak!!
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Daily Joke for Jan 29, 2018
Stairs Amy: Yesterday I saw a man in the mall with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs he would step on them.Bob: Wow... He stepped on his arms?Amy: No. On the STAIRS!
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Daily Joke for Jan 30, 2018
Grandma and God My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?""You're both old," he...
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Daily Joke for Jan 31, 2018
Subtle Hints Dear Dad, $chool i$ really $well. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. I have $o much $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $o if you like, $end me a card, a$ I...
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Daily Joke for Feb 01, 2018
Two Arab Fathers Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr."...
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Daily Joke for Feb 02, 2018
No Democrats Mrs. Colter was explaining that there were rules for voting in the United States. "You have to be at least eighteen, you have to be a citizen, and-" John blurts out, "And you can't vote...
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Daily Joke for Feb 03, 2018
Elephants Why don't elephants smoke?Their butts don't fit in the ash tray
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Daily Joke for Feb 04, 2018
Still Yet Another Redneck Joke If you have more pets than relatives you just might be a redneck.
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Daily Joke for Feb 05, 2018
Opera Singers and Sailors How are opera singers and sailors alike?They both have to handle the high seas(Cs)!
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Daily Joke for Feb 06, 2018
Knock Knock, Harry P -Knock Knock!-Who's there?-You know.-You know who?-Thats right, avada kedavra!
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