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Daily Joke for Feb 07, 2018

Scone What happens to a scone when you have eaten it?It's scone.

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Daily Joke for Feb 08, 2018

Extroverted Mathematician How can you tell if a mathematician is an extrovert?He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you.

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Daily Joke for Feb 09, 2018

A Chu Knock Knock!Who's there?A chu.A chu who?Bless you!

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Daily Joke for Feb 10, 2018

Dirty Floor Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said "Nice carpet." You said, "Man, those are cockroaches!"

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Daily Joke for Feb 11, 2018

Romeo and Juliet (to be read aloud)'Twas in a restaurant they metRomeo and JulietBut Romeo couldn't pay the billSo Romee-owed what Julie ate ("ett").

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Daily Joke for Feb 12, 2018

Yardy-yar.. Okay sooo.. I kinda stumbled across this "word" when I was actually at the sprint store with my x-boyfriend. He was talking about how he needed to get unlimited text messaging and I looked...

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Daily Joke for Feb 13, 2018

Blond Exam Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam1.Spell yes2.spell no3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:04. answer yes to this question5. are you human6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number7. what number is...

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Daily Joke for Feb 14, 2018

The Gwyniss Book of Records A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with...

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Daily Joke for Feb 15, 2018

Mystery Song MysteryAll my life has been a mysteryYou and I were never ever meant to beThats why I call my love for you... a mystery.Different countryYou and I have always lived in different...

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Daily Joke for Feb 16, 2018

What Do You Call..... Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?A: Trustworthy

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Daily Joke for Feb 17, 2018

Grandma's Hair A little girl is helping her mommy with the dishes when she notices that some of her hairs are gray. She asks her mom, "Why are some of your hairs gray?" The mom replies cleverly,...

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Daily Joke for Feb 18, 2018

#6 Redneck You might be a redneck if you've never stayed in a hotel without stealing something

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Daily Joke for Feb 19, 2018

Toulose Knock Knock.Who's there?Toulose.Toulose who?I don't want to lose to anybody!

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Daily Joke for Feb 20, 2018

Blonde Pen Invintion Q.) How does a blonde make a stainless ink pen?A.) She doesn't put ink in it.

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Daily Joke for Feb 21, 2018

The Sixth Sense Yo momma so fat, the little boy from THE SIXTH SENSE walked up to her and said "Let me tell you my secret now...I see YOU...everywhere"

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Daily Joke for Feb 22, 2018

What Do You Get . . . Q: What do you get if you drop a piano on the seventh dwarf?A: A diminished seventh!

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Daily Joke for Feb 23, 2018

Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!!!

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Daily Joke for Feb 24, 2018

The French Today, if you meet someone from France, they will say, "Bonjour, Je suis de la France."This is what they would say if America knew France wasn't going to pay us back for helping them....

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Daily Joke for Feb 25, 2018

Yo Momma Yo mamma is so fat that when she goes to the beach she's the only one that gets a tan!

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Daily Joke for Feb 26, 2018

Ugliest Who is the ugliest member of wocka?[Name Removed - This joke offends some users - Joke awaiting deletion]

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