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Daily Joke for Feb 27, 2018

What Size? One day, a blonde decided to build a brick wall, so she went to a home depot.While a worker was walking down an aisle, he saw the blonde walking around in circles looking confused, so he...

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Daily Joke for Feb 28, 2018

I Cup Matt: I bet you can't spell "I cup."Sarah: I C-U-PMatt: Eww! You see me pee!

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Daily Joke for Mar 01, 2018

You! Knock knock.Who's there?You!You who?What are you so happy about?

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Daily Joke for Mar 02, 2018

Extinct Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

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Daily Joke for Mar 03, 2018

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken!

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Daily Joke for Mar 04, 2018

Snickers Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.

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Daily Joke for Mar 05, 2018

Boom i want to live in a big castle and to be a princess

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Daily Joke for Mar 06, 2018

Phatie yo momma so fat that people call her fat

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Daily Joke for Mar 07, 2018

Haha Knock-knockWho's there? KookKook who? Hey, who you calling cukoo mister?

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Daily Joke for Mar 08, 2018

Yo Mommas So Stupid Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.

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Daily Joke for Mar 09, 2018

Books One time, my teacher said to dump our Math books. Then she said to get your Social Studies book. Then that became history.

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Daily Joke for Mar 10, 2018

Yo Momma Yo momma so stupid, when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments, she said, "Where's the ketchup?"HINT:commandments condiments

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Daily Joke for Mar 11, 2018

The Circus of Congress What do a circus and congress have in common?They are both full of CLOWNS

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Daily Joke for Mar 12, 2018

Fat@$$ Momma Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

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Daily Joke for Mar 13, 2018

Stupid Cat My cat is crazy. I had just sat down to eat my hot dog when she jumped in my lap. She scared the crap out of me. I mean, I literally screamed. Then I'm like, "Whatever." and I went back to...

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Daily Joke for Mar 14, 2018

Yo Momma So Tall Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

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Daily Joke for Mar 15, 2018

Aminal Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!

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Daily Joke for Mar 16, 2018

Elevator Yo momma's so fat that when she got into an elevator, she exceeded the weight limit. I wonder how many it took to get her in there in the first place?

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Daily Joke for Mar 17, 2018

Empty Feeling Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

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Daily Joke for Mar 18, 2018

Hunchback Yo momma is so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pees.

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