Daily Joke for Feb 27, 2018
What Size? One day, a blonde decided to build a brick wall, so she went to a home depot.While a worker was walking down an aisle, he saw the blonde walking around in circles looking confused, so he...
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I Cup Matt: I bet you can't spell "I cup."Sarah: I C-U-PMatt: Eww! You see me pee!
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You! Knock knock.Who's there?You!You who?What are you so happy about?
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Extinct Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken!
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Snickers Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.
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Haha Knock-knockWho's there? KookKook who? Hey, who you calling cukoo mister?
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Yo Mommas So Stupid Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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Books One time, my teacher said to dump our Math books. Then she said to get your Social Studies book. Then that became history.
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Yo Momma Yo momma so stupid, when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments, she said, "Where's the ketchup?"HINT:commandments condiments
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The Circus of Congress What do a circus and congress have in common?They are both full of CLOWNS
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Fat@$$ Momma Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 13, 2018
Stupid Cat My cat is crazy. I had just sat down to eat my hot dog when she jumped in my lap. She scared the crap out of me. I mean, I literally screamed. Then I'm like, "Whatever." and I went back to...
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Yo Momma So Tall Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Aminal Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 16, 2018
Elevator Yo momma's so fat that when she got into an elevator, she exceeded the weight limit. I wonder how many it took to get her in there in the first place?
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Empty Feeling Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
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Hunchback Yo momma is so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pees.
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