Daily Joke for Mar 19, 2018
Coins It is illegal to stick coins in your ears in the state of Hawaii.
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So Ugo Your mamma is soooo ugo...When you look in the mirror you die of fright, as you look just like her.
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Glass Why couldn't the glass fool anybody?Because everybody could see right through him!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 22, 2018
Fish 2 What did the fish say when he crashed into a wooden wall?Beaver damn!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 23, 2018
Peanutt Butter Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a peanut and she made peanut butter.
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 24, 2018
Make Her Eyes Sparkle If you want to know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle......Shine a flashlight in her ear.
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 25, 2018
Tootsie Roll You're so covered in dirt that if you wanted to eat a tootsie roll, you'd have to wear white gloves to keep from biting your finger!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 26, 2018
Knock Knock Knock knockWho's there ?ScoldScold who ?Scold out here, let me in!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 27, 2018
Three Guys in a Cave A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said...
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 28, 2018
Yo Mamma So Fat.... Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 29, 2018
How Many Newfies Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 30, 2018
Softball Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Mar 31, 2018
Mind-mail One day a blonde named Sharon was sitting at her till at the supermarket.Suddenly, she had an idea that would change the world forever. She had invented mind-mail!She called over her boss and...
View ArticleDaily Joke for Apr 01, 2018
What's the Difference... What's the difference between an ice-cream?--------------------A motorcycle, it has no wheels.-------------------Hehe, you should have seen your face!!!
View ArticleDaily Joke for Apr 03, 2018
King... Knock,knock!Who's there?King!King who?King Kong is now part of China.
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Doctors I went to the neurologist yesterday, to find out if I still needed to take my medication, right?Well, he goes off on a random tangent about Hershey Park and I'm like, what the heck, I thought...
View ArticleDaily Joke for Apr 05, 2018
Betting "I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000." Tommy told Rob."Hey, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?" Rob exclaimed."No Man, I bet Rs 500 on that match." Tommy...
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So Ugly... Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.
View ArticleDaily Joke for Apr 07, 2018
Doughnut Knock knock.Who's there?Doughnut.Doughnut who?I doughnut want to know if you're sick!
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