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Daily Joke for Apr 08, 2018
Weird Words The king had a powerful army. He reined for 7 years before clearing the clouds!!!
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Daily Joke for Apr 09, 2018
So Poor Your Momma is so poor, when i picked up a penny she said "You owe me my paycheck."
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Daily Joke for Apr 10, 2018
What Did The... What did the robot say to the centipede?Stop being a centipede!!!................................its funny cause the robot doesnt have any legs
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Daily Joke for Apr 11, 2018
The Cat Who Could One day a cat comes walking by meowing, "I can't do anything right." So he keeps on pouting and somebody comes up to him and says, "Why are you crying?" "Because I can't do anything...
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Daily Joke for Apr 12, 2018
Alarming... Knock-Knock, Who's there?Alarm. Alarm who?Alarm the cops about all the partying I've been having!!
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Daily Joke for Apr 13, 2018
So Very Stupid yo mommo so stupid when she was drowning, she ate a Lifesaver. Lifesaver is a candy.
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Daily Joke for Apr 14, 2018
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... Roses are red, violets are blue, If I can use technology, why can't you?The sky is blue, the grass is green, why is your brain as small as a lima bean?Your humorous,...
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Daily Joke for Apr 20, 2018
Management A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a...
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Daily Joke for Apr 21, 2018
Nickel Johnny There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.They would...
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Daily Joke for Apr 22, 2018
Not Much of a Man A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie,...
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Daily Joke for Apr 23, 2018
Strength Vs. Age A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen....
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Daily Joke for Apr 24, 2018
911 Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as...
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Daily Joke for Apr 25, 2018
Breaking up with a Marine A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our...
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Daily Joke for Apr 26, 2018
Bad car Day A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize...
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Daily Joke for Apr 27, 2018
Illegal Turn A father in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light, where it wasn't allowed."Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" he said."That's OK, Dad," his son...
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Daily Joke for Apr 28, 2018
Cowboy Riding Into Town A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found...
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Daily Joke for Apr 29, 2018
A Pen in Space When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12...
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Daily Joke for Apr 30, 2018
Fall Out! As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at...
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Daily Joke for May 01, 2018
Mugged Late one night in the Washington D.C., a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the...
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Daily Joke for May 02, 2018
Darling The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked....
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