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Daily Joke for May 03, 2018
Reward Jacky walked into his house from school crying; his mom saw him and said, "What's wrong, Jacky?"Jacky replied, "I lost a quarter at school!""There, there," replied his mother, "here's another,"...
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Daily Joke for May 04, 2018
Donkey Raffle A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said,...
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Daily Joke for May 05, 2018
Zero to 200 A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.He would probably have settled on...
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Daily Joke for May 06, 2018
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent...
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Daily Joke for May 07, 2018
A Man and His Wife A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him the next morning at 5:00 a.m, for an...
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Daily Joke for May 08, 2018
The Storm A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied....
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Daily Joke for May 09, 2018
Eccentric Professor An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.The class was already seated and ready to go when the...
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Daily Joke for May 10, 2018
Game Warden A farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting.Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer's property and, in particular, a certain field. The...
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Daily Joke for May 11, 2018
The Murder Trial In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you...
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Daily Joke for May 12, 2018
Quite a Handful Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One summer evening she was playing cowboys and Indians with them in her front garden when one of the boys "shot"...
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Daily Joke for May 13, 2018
Letter to God Chucky wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened.Chucky decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post...
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Daily Joke for May 15, 2018
Cancelled At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused,...
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Daily Joke for May 16, 2018
Tense Moments A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone,...
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Daily Joke for May 17, 2018
Catch a Train The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young...
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Daily Joke for May 18, 2018
Goodbye Mother A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he...
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Daily Joke for May 19, 2018
Debate the Stop Sign A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he...
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Daily Joke for May 20, 2018
The Meaning of Dreams A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think...
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Daily Joke for May 21, 2018
My Summer Vacation Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the summer. "We visited my grandmother in...
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Daily Joke for May 22, 2018
The Honeymoon is OverAs soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "How did everything go?" her mom asked. "Oh, mother,"...
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Daily Joke for May 23, 2018
Test Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a...
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