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Daily Joke for Nov 19, 2017
What Should They Get Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife,...
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Daily Joke for Nov 20, 2017
Book Logic John, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in awhile?" whined Mari. "Huh?" John responded. "Look around you!" she yells, as she points around the room. "All these books....
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Daily Joke for Nov 21, 2017
No Pranks, Just Thanks (I am shelving DVDs in a library when a man comes in with a boy who appears to be autistic. The boy sees a movie about Thanksgiving.)Boy: "Thanksgiving! I love Thanksgiving! I'm...
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Daily Joke for Nov 22, 2017
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pregnant Woman Scorned (A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.)Me: "Anything else?"Customer: "Can you break a $100 bill?"Me: "Actually, I can't. We just...
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Daily Joke for Nov 23, 2017
An Example of Human Stupidity II The can was invented quite a while before the can opener.
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Daily Joke for Nov 24, 2017
FREE OF CHARGE The only thing truly free of charge is a dead battery.
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Daily Joke for Nov 25, 2017
Ole Bought Lena a Piano... Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it. "Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to svitch to a clarinet." "How come?"...
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Daily Joke for Nov 26, 2017
A Spelling Lesson Little Johnny kept spelling the word "went" wrong, instead he spelt "whent". His teacher, who was very fusterated, decided to keep him after class to spell "went" 100 times. The next...
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Daily Joke for Nov 27, 2017
Don't Insult Those in Coffins... Politically correct word for dead: Living Impaired
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Daily Joke for Nov 28, 2017
College Student A college student at a recent college football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand this: "You grew up in a...
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Daily Joke for Nov 29, 2017
I'm Glad My Name is Amanda A blonde girl comes into her dad's room and tells her dad...Amanda: Dad, I'm glad you named me Amanda.Dad: Why? Amanda: It's because that's what everyone calls me!
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Daily Joke for Nov 30, 2017
Switzerland A lawyer is talking to a *fellow* politician. 'I'm going to Switzerland next month,' said the honest politician. 'Oh really?' asked the lawyer. 'Which bank?'
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Daily Joke for Dec 02, 2017
Euro Disney Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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Daily Joke for Dec 03, 2017
A Punny Poem If I were to be pun-ish-edFor every little pun I shedI'd hide me to a punny shedAnd there I'd hang my punnish head.
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Daily Joke for Dec 04, 2017
Seashells I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered all over the world.
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Daily Joke for Dec 05, 2017
Weird Facts IX Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.Holland is the only country with a national dog.The first penny had the motto "mind your own business.Before mercury,...
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Daily Joke for Dec 06, 2017
Hair Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. Copper is a brown-red color, correct? This is scientific evidence to back up blonde jokes!
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Daily Joke for Dec 07, 2017
Repaying a Debt The Hodja (teacher) was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to entice her. She shook her head and told him she didn't...
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Daily Joke for Dec 08, 2017
Childlike A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."His son...
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