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Daily Joke for Oct 30, 2017
The Idiot Soccer Coach: Why didn't you stop the ball?New Goalie: I thought that was what the net was for!
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Daily Joke for Oct 31, 2017
Wailing Wall A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So, the...
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Daily Joke for Nov 01, 2017
Flashlights A blonde couple were going on a vacation to the countryside visiting their relatives. As they soon reach their relatives' home and go in, a blackout started. On and on the couple tried to...
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Daily Joke for Nov 02, 2017
Barbershop A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "Well, I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of...
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Daily Joke for Nov 03, 2017
How Fast? Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an...
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Daily Joke for Nov 04, 2017
Gets Stoned Do you think god gets stoned? I do. Look at the platypus!-Robin Williams
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Daily Joke for Nov 05, 2017
Pop Stars A little boy was in a bookstore with his dad. They were browsing for books when the little kid said,"You know American Idol?"His dad said, "Yeah."The kid then said, "If they win, they'll...
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Daily Joke for Nov 06, 2017
The First And True Language Of America (I'm waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)Man: "I...
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Daily Joke for Nov 07, 2017
A Little Boy and the Bible A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and...
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Daily Joke for Nov 08, 2017
Digging Holes An Irish guy was digging a hole in his front lawn, when his neighbour walks by and says, "Hey, Patrick, what are you doing?""Digging a hole," said Patrick."What's wrong with the hole next...
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Daily Joke for Nov 09, 2017
A grandson's coffee A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom...
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Daily Joke for Nov 10, 2017
Written Mistakes 2 (Now W/ Dumb Bush Quotes) 1. On a mall child's cart bag Do not put child in bag (Who does?)2. On food court restaurant counters Warning: Touching hot surfaces may burn you (Wanna...
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Daily Joke for Nov 11, 2017
Motorhome Gone Wild The Fandersan family is a family with two parents and two kids.One day, Mr. Fandersan decided to bring home a state of the art moterhome. When he got home with the motorhome, he...
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Daily Joke for Nov 12, 2017
My Perfect Mate A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."Without thinking, his friend...
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Daily Joke for Nov 13, 2017
Bad Object Leason A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for...
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Daily Joke for Nov 14, 2017
Season Tickets Amy was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this, there's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to...
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Daily Joke for Nov 15, 2017
The Little Mermaid Student (I am a swimming teacher for mainly children under five. It is after the final lesson of the day. I am standing chatting to the parents. A young girl I have just been...
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Daily Joke for Nov 16, 2017
The Power of the Human Mind Aoccdrnig to rscheearch codnutced at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are tpyed,the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat...
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Daily Joke for Nov 17, 2017
Bet Money She Was Blond... Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist's sigh had a tinge of exasperation in...
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Daily Joke for Nov 18, 2017
I Rode on a Hippo...... Woman: I did something special today.Man: What?Woman: I rode on a hippo.Man: Surely you musn't be kidding. Woman: Yes I'm not kidding and don't call me Shirley.
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