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Daily Joke for Oct 10, 2017
Homework "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay,"...
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Daily Joke for Oct 11, 2017
Math The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the...
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Daily Joke for Oct 12, 2017
Little Johnny At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how...
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Daily Joke for Oct 13, 2017
Blockbuster The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster - an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold...
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Daily Joke for Oct 14, 2017
People's Final Words... I'll get a world record for this. It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So, you're a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I...
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Daily Joke for Oct 15, 2017
Robbed! Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on...
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Daily Joke for Oct 16, 2017
13 Inspirational Phrases You Will Never Hear At Work... 1. There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up." 2. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better...
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Daily Joke for Oct 17, 2017
Math Lesson The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. "Johnny," the teacher asked, "where...
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Daily Joke for Oct 18, 2017
Lion Story A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter....
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Daily Joke for Oct 19, 2017
Toys Two kids were bragging about the toys they owned. One of them said, "This is Action Man! He's been in Viet Nam, Operation Desert Storm, Iraq - and the vacuum cleaner twice!"
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Daily Joke for Oct 21, 2017
Little Girl A little girl learned in school, that instead of words, pictures and symbols would be drawn to indicate something if words weren't understood.Later that day, she needed to go into the...
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Daily Joke for Oct 22, 2017
Blonde Driving Test A Blonde explains to another blonde friend:"I failed the driving test. I entered the circle-way and the sign said "30" so I drove 30 times around."And the other one says:"You...
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Daily Joke for Oct 23, 2017
In a Minute A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,...
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Daily Joke for Oct 24, 2017
Fire Arm As I was coming back from Canada, I stopped at the border and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I answered, "What do you need?"
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Daily Joke for Oct 25, 2017
Baby Brother Baby Brother Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"His mother says, "Heaven, Johnny."Johnny says, "Geez, I can see why they...
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Daily Joke for Oct 26, 2017
Lottery Ticket A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Mobile, Alabama to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,...
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Daily Joke for Oct 27, 2017
Travelling Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down. I leave the number of the...
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Daily Joke for Oct 28, 2017
Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
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Daily Joke for Oct 29, 2017
Restaurant Menu TRUE STORYI was working in a restaurant for several years.On a very busy night, I was helping out with the seating. I showed seats to a party of four and when I went to give them the...
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