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Daily Joke for Sep 20, 2017
The Bus A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -"Excuse me,...
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Daily Joke for Sep 21, 2017
What Children Say II When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms, but when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.When people run around and...
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Daily Joke for Sep 22, 2017
A Cell Phone A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, a cell phone for their first anniversary.Susie was excited about the phone and the next day, while shopping, it rang and to her...
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Daily Joke for Sep 23, 2017
Bumper Sticker At last. A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, Someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. This hot selling bumper sticker comes from the great state of...
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Daily Joke for Sep 24, 2017
A True Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air; then it...
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Daily Joke for Sep 25, 2017
Rock Guitarist? A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he flew out of a third floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported...
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Daily Joke for Sep 26, 2017
The Word "climate" and "arrest" Teacher: Jackie, please use the word "climate" in a sentenceplease. Jackie: Sure, I have a cherry tree in my backyard, but my parents won't let me "climate"Teacher:...
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Daily Joke for Sep 27, 2017
The Letter A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many...
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Daily Joke for Sep 28, 2017
The Seagull A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old daughter ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what...
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Daily Joke for Sep 29, 2017
Did You See That? Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says. "Oh," says the second...
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Daily Joke for Sep 30, 2017
TWA Coffee? "Waiter, I'd a cup of coffee, please, no cream.""I'm sorry, sir, we're out of cream. Would you have it with no milk?""Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!""Well, it was ground this...
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Daily Joke for Oct 01, 2017
Ferry This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower...
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Daily Joke for Oct 02, 2017
Accidents The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had...
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Daily Joke for Oct 03, 2017
From Real Job Applications I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.I am loyal to my employer at all costs.Please feel...
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Daily Joke for Oct 04, 2017
Tough Customer When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what,...
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Daily Joke for Oct 05, 2017
Country Politics A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to...
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Daily Joke for Oct 06, 2017
LITTLE JOHNY TEACHER: Why are you late?L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?L-JOHNY: "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!TEACHER:...
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Daily Joke for Oct 07, 2017
Hit Him Again!! The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the message, the rich man...
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Daily Joke for Oct 08, 2017
Marriage TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of 'COINCIDENCE?'" STUDENT: "Sir, my mother and my father got married on the same day, same time."
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Daily Joke for Oct 09, 2017
The Real Meanings -- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. -- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. -- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat...
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