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Daily Joke for Aug 31, 2017
Healthy Texas At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man. "Say, is this really a healthy place?" "It sure is," the man replied....
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Daily Joke for Sep 01, 2017
Christmas Present It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the...
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Daily Joke for Sep 02, 2017
How many? A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the...
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Daily Joke for Sep 03, 2017
Library Destroyed By Flood GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARYDESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP)A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood...
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Daily Joke for Sep 04, 2017
Always say a prayer One evening, a little boy and his family were having supper at his grandma's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.When he received his plate, the...
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Daily Joke for Sep 05, 2017
Redneck Hotel A redneck couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took her to a large city and they checked into a plush...
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Daily Joke for Sep 06, 2017
Great Lakes Phillip's teacher asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?" Phillip, always fast with an answer, pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named."
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Daily Joke for Sep 07, 2017
Some People are Like... Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Daily Joke for Sep 08, 2017
Ugly Faces Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an...
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Daily Joke for Sep 09, 2017
The Huged Handed Teacher Teacher: Justin if I had ten tennis balls in one hand, and twelve in another what would I have?Justin: Huge hands sir
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Daily Joke for Sep 10, 2017
Report on Frog There was a child named Laura. She asked her mom what the hardest report she ever had to do was. Her mom said, "It was to write an essay on the belly of a frog." Laura said, "Wow!!How...
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Daily Joke for Sep 11, 2017
Pull A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What was your dream about?Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what was the...
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Daily Joke for Sep 12, 2017
Whose Toy? Bill had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does...
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Daily Joke for Sep 13, 2017
May I borrow the car? A son walks into the living room and asks his dad to borrow the car because he has a hot date. The dad says, ''Sure, as soon as you cut your long hair.'' The boy smiles and...
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Daily Joke for Sep 14, 2017
A Wise Child A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window. "Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car....
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Daily Joke for Sep 15, 2017
Record Store A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked. "Well, no," answered the...
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Daily Joke for Sep 16, 2017
Bacon in My Ear A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's wrong...
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Daily Joke for Sep 17, 2017
My Daughter I have an 18-year-old; her name is Alexis. I chose that name because if I hadn't had her, I'd be driving one.
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Daily Joke for Sep 18, 2017
Jesus is Everywhere A Little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't...
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Daily Joke for Sep 19, 2017
Why Fire Depts. have Dalmatians A mother was driving her kids to school one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began...
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