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Daily Joke for Aug 11, 2017
Bank Name Mother decided that 7-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account,...
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Daily Joke for Aug 12, 2017
No, YOU Guess! A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making...
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Daily Joke for Aug 13, 2017
No Holes, Please One day, at lunch at an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it."Miss lunch lady," she said at the end of the...
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Daily Joke for Aug 14, 2017
Revenge! When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.The judge was delighted. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before...
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Daily Joke for Aug 15, 2017
Haven't Been Caught Yet A child named Bob was running through the neighbor's garden. "Hey!" shouted the neighbor, "I thought I told you not to let me catch you here again!""Right!" replied the boy,...
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Daily Joke for Aug 16, 2017
Sven and Ole Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas. While walking along the street, they see a sign on a store front which reads:Suits $5.00 eachShirts $2.00 eachTrousers $2.50 per pairSven...
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Daily Joke for Aug 17, 2017
Station Confucius asks:"If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?"
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Daily Joke for Aug 18, 2017
Insane Asylum Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
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Daily Joke for Aug 19, 2017
Tuna Casserole My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered,...
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Daily Joke for Aug 20, 2017
Do I Need Glasses? Doctor, doctor. I think I need glasses.You sure do, sir. This is a flower shop.
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Daily Joke for Aug 21, 2017
My Neighbor My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about...
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Daily Joke for Aug 22, 2017
Dishes A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the family room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at...
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Daily Joke for Aug 23, 2017
Bungee Jumping Eric A. Barcia, a 22-year-old Reston, VA resident, was found dead yesterday after he used bungee cords to jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.The fast food worker taped a...
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Daily Joke for Aug 24, 2017
Pulling Hair A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A...
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Daily Joke for Aug 25, 2017
Grandfather After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an...
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Daily Joke for Aug 26, 2017
Blonde Buys Curtains A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain that's the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman...
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Daily Joke for Aug 27, 2017
How is it ... How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Daily Joke for Aug 28, 2017
A Story about 4 Body's This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure...
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Daily Joke for Aug 29, 2017
A Rare Book A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other...
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Daily Joke for Aug 30, 2017
The First pancake A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson;...
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