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Daily Joke for Jul 22, 2017
Funny Bumper Stickers My karma ran over your dogma.Cover me. I'm changing lanes.I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth. Take your time, but...
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Daily Joke for Jul 23, 2017
Getting Out of Work One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, "I can't take anymore today, I am going home!" The blond replies, "You can't just get up and...
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Daily Joke for Jul 24, 2017
You Idiot! A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts....
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Daily Joke for Jul 25, 2017
Deep Sleeper A man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, "I need you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I'm a deep sleeper and can be ornery when I get up, but no matter what, I want you...
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Daily Joke for Jul 26, 2017
The Internet... My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.Their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and I asked why it was so...
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Daily Joke for Jul 27, 2017
A True Senior's Moment This Is A True Senior's Moment:An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly...
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Daily Joke for Jul 28, 2017
Younger Sibling For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the...
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Daily Joke for Jul 29, 2017
Parrot Auction One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid...
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Daily Joke for Jul 30, 2017
Won't he know I'm lying? A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,...
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Daily Joke for Jul 31, 2017
Telephone Bill Dad to his family: The phone bill is exceptionally high. You have to limit its use. I don't use this telephone. I use the one a the office.Mum: Same here, I hardly use this phone as I...
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Daily Joke for Aug 01, 2017
Definition of Junk Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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Daily Joke for Aug 02, 2017
What Day is Today? Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is.""Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.At...
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Daily Joke for Aug 03, 2017
The Best Way to Pray A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest...
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Daily Joke for Aug 04, 2017
Knock-knock While at work this man heard a very funny knock-knock joke. He told himself, "Although my wife is blonde I'm sure she will get this one!" Upon arriving home that night he proceeded to tell...
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Daily Joke for Aug 05, 2017
The Extra Chapter A preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark...
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Daily Joke for Aug 06, 2017
Out for Coffee A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee...
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Daily Joke for Aug 07, 2017
Geriatic Humor Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few...
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Daily Joke for Aug 08, 2017
Property Laws of a Toddler 1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.5. If it's mine, it must...
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Daily Joke for Aug 09, 2017
Questions Even Einstien Couldn't Answer If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???If nothing...
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Daily Joke for Aug 10, 2017
Blind Date "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad...
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