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Daily Joke for Feb 09, 2016
Sine Flu I hear there's now a sine flu as well.Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.
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Daily Joke for Feb 10, 2016
DetergentA young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry...
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Daily Joke for Jul 05, 2017
Gas Company Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked...
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Daily Joke for Jul 06, 2017
True Blonde A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and...
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Daily Joke for Jul 06, 2017
Six Retired Floridians... Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect...
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Daily Joke for Jul 07, 2017
Cold Cream Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing...
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Daily Joke for Jul 08, 2017
Problems Printing Yellow I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print...
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Daily Joke for Jul 09, 2017
Baby Turtle A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned...
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Daily Joke for Jul 10, 2017
Revenge! A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour;...
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Daily Joke for Jul 11, 2017
Talking Clock While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the...
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Daily Joke for Jul 12, 2017
The Old Man and the Sea A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. Curious,...
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Daily Joke for Jul 13, 2017
The Tech Support Blues Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "OK."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "OK. Right-click again. So...
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Daily Joke for Jul 14, 2017
Ten... A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor came out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said,...
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Daily Joke for Jul 15, 2017
Why? (Makes Sense to Me!) Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men.One of the...
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Daily Joke for Jul 16, 2017
Chow Time One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down...
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Daily Joke for Jul 17, 2017
Okay, You Can Go A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's...
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Daily Joke for Jul 18, 2017
Changing Standards of Beauty In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how society's ideal of beauty changes with time. "For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss...
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Daily Joke for Jul 19, 2017
Sportsmen Quotes New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of...
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Daily Joke for Jul 20, 2017
Peek-A-Boo The female skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo)... The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a...
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Daily Joke for Jul 21, 2017
Happiest Day "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life." "But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested...
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