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Daily Joke for May 31, 2018
Actual Headlines (2) Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved OneWar Dims Hope for PeaceCold Wave Linked to TemperaturesEnfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect HomicideRed Tape Holds Up New BridgeDeer...
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Daily Joke for May 30, 2018
Tell The Truth Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no...
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Daily Joke for May 29, 2018
Dead Lawyer A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says,...
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Daily Joke for May 28, 2018
Lost Wife The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?"...
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Daily Joke for May 27, 2018
Presidential Briefing Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's...
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Daily Joke for May 26, 2018
Hearing Aid A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is...
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Daily Joke for May 24, 2018
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie A small boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back...
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Daily Joke for May 23, 2018
Test Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a...
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Daily Joke for May 22, 2018
The Honeymoon is OverAs soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. "How did everything go?" her mom asked. "Oh, mother,"...
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Daily Joke for May 21, 2018
My Summer Vacation Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the summer. "We visited my grandmother in...
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Daily Joke for May 20, 2018
The Meaning of Dreams A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think...
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Daily Joke for May 19, 2018
Debate the Stop Sign A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he...
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Daily Joke for May 18, 2018
Goodbye Mother A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he...
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Daily Joke for May 17, 2018
Catch a Train The train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, "Young...
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Daily Joke for May 16, 2018
Tense Moments A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone,...
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Daily Joke for May 15, 2018
Cancelled At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused,...
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Daily Joke for May 13, 2018
Letter to God Chucky wanted $100 to buy a remote control car, so he prayed like crazy for two weeks ... but nothing happened.Chucky decided to write God an urgent letter, requesting $100. When the post...
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Daily Joke for May 12, 2018
Quite a Handful Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One summer evening she was playing cowboys and Indians with them in her front garden when one of the boys "shot"...
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Daily Joke for May 11, 2018
The Murder Trial In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you...
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Daily Joke for May 10, 2018
Game Warden A farmer and his friend were leaning on a fence chatting.Suddenly, the local Game Warden showed up and insisted on checking the farmer's property and, in particular, a certain field. The...
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